Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks.
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?