Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks.
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What's the friendliest pen?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
When should you start writing a book?