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They get anxious over rough drafts.
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Why was the tire self-conscious?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What is the color of the wind?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?