What do an English major and a football player have in common?
They get anxious over rough drafts.
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why do bees buzz?