Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys.
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What fairy loves to count?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?