Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys.
What do you call a small mom?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?