What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
I'm on a casse-roll!
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What siblings are always sad?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?