What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
I'm on a casse-roll!
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why was the bunny upset?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?