What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Mums.
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?