What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Autumn leaves!
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?