What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-ade!
It's allergy season again?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call a pile of cats?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?