What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
A hostile.
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?