What did the beaver say to the tree?
Been nice gnawing you.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?